Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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