i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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