you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
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because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
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WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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