I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
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He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I didn't notice because vodka
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
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Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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