You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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