She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
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I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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