I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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