just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
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He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
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Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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