Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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