This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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