I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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