I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
vagina is talking i cant
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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