Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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