the condom got lost in my hair
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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