Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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