i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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