Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Enjoy the penises
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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