I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
The air was thick with penises
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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