drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
You need a sexual gate keeper
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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