you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
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we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
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That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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