i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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