Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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