i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
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I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
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I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
Randomize