Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I just blew my weed a kiss
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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