were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
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I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
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Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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