I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
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she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
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Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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