Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I didn't notice because vodka
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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