do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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