East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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