I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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