If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
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So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
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Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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