Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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