dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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