his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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