Whod you bang
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
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On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
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I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
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