Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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