A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
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i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
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He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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