Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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