When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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