just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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