these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
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My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
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He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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