should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
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lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
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Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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