I'm really into asian looking animals
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
It's just like the Real World with babies
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
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