If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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