It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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