I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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