Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
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I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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