A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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