Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
