he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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