dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
3pm strippers are depressing
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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