they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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