did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
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You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
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Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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