I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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